Over the Hill Fortune Cookies
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These party cookies work great for any age!

These Over the Hill Fortune Cookies will reveal special fortunes for the lucky recipient who breaks the cookie and takes a bite. Each box of Over the Hill Fortune Cookies contains 3.4 ounces (12 cookies) along with a box full of good fortune.
The fortune cookies have the following sayings:
  • You're Over the Hill When...Getting a little action means your bran flakes are working!
  • Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!
  • You're Over the Hill When...You watch life insurance commercials seriously
  • You're Over the Hill When...Your birthday candles set off the smoke detector
  • You're Over the Hill When...You stop to think and forget to start again
  • You're Over the Hill When...Your get up and go has got up and gone!
  • You're Over the Hill When...You forget why you watch bikini clad girls!
  • How can I be Over the Hill when I never reached the top!
  • Age is like underwear...It creeps up on you!
  • Smile!! Over the Hill is much better than under it!
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