50th Birthday Fortune Cookies

Give good fortune for the next 1/2 century!

These 50th Birthday Fortune Cookies will reveal special fortunes for the lucky recipient who breaks the cookie and takes a bite. Each box of 50th Fortune Cookies contains 3.4 ounces (12 cookies) and contains a boxful of good fortune for your next 50 years.
These fortune cookies contain the following sayings:

• You can finally afford all the things you no longer want or can use.
• Your teeth and back go out more than you do.
• Your medicine cabinet seems to get smaller and smaller.
• You seem to get your best sleep at the movies, church, meetings, and during the news.
• You start dressing for comfort and warmth rather than fashion and style.
• You tend to refer to anyone under 40 as "Kid" or "Young Punk."
• You start to forget your parents' names, children's names and even your own name.
• Getting the morning newspaper and afternoon mail is all the exercice you need.
• You know you're 50 when your children finally start listening to what you say.
• You're been practicing being 35 years old the past 15 years!
• Your eyes are as good as ever; it's just your arms that aren't long enough to read the newspaper.
• 50 isn't old if you're a big ol' California redwood.

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