50th Birthday Slogans

50th birthday balloon
50th birthday balloon

Happy 50th Birthday! Turning 50 is the big milestone age. Is it time for an Over The Hill 50 party?  If you’re the guest of honor at a big 5-oh birthday party, consider using these 50th birthday slogans and sayings on your big day:

I Love my 50′s, because I know what comes next? My 60′s!
I’m not 50, I’m 19 with 31 years experience!
Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of my tunnel has been turned off.
I can’t believe I’m 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!
Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
At 50 you’ll have the choice of many temptations, but being 50 also means you’ll probably choose the option that gets you home earliest.
My own mortality will be the death of me yet.
50 year old; one owner; needs parts; make offer.
In dog years I’m dead.
You’ve accumulated the knowledge of 50 years on this planet. Now if only the senility hadn’t wiped it all away.
I’m chronologically gifted!
At 50 he’s seen it all, done it all………. but can’t remember most of it!
Aged like fine wine, complex & fruity.
Before I turned 50 I used to jog 6 miles a day now I know a short cut.
Happy 50th birthday! Your wild oats have just turned to porridge.
I’m not old, I’m youthfully challenged.
Happy 50th Birthday. Let’s crack open a bottle of prune juice.
Are we the grownups yet?
I’m not 50, I’m 49.95, plus tax!
It’s not about age, it’s about attitude.

50 Gleam 'N Burst™ Centerpiece
50 Gleam 'N Burst™ Centerpiece

After you’re 50 if it doesn’t hurt it probably doesn’t work.
If you remove all the wisdom and experience in the world of people over 50 then there wouldn’t be enough left to run it!
Getting old stinks, but it sure beats the alternative.
50! I demand a recount.
It’s just my birthday, I’m not extinct yet!
It’s after sixty that everything that doesn’t hurt doesn’t work!
Yes, me – Charter member, “Old farts hall of fame”.
Fifty is the ultimate “F” word.
50 years old. Bodywork and mechanics need slight attention. Runs on gas.
My wild oats have turned to mush.
Old fart, young heart.
Aged to perfection!
I’m a classic, you only get better with age!
Don’t interrupt me while I’m talking to myself.
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
Age equals wisdom – hear this youngin’s?
I’ll be spontaneous when I get around to it.
Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
I get everything I set my mind to. Now where’d I set my mind?
I have the body of a god – Buddha!
I’ll be kind to my kids; they’ll be choosing my nursing home.
I’m immortal — so far!
50 years old or 18,250 days young!
I will avenge myself and live long enough to be a problem to my kids!
Which sounds better, 5 decades or half a century?
I’m cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Happy 1/2 way to 100!
Age is not a destination, it’s a journey!
AND – He may rule the roost, but I rule the rooster!

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